My dear President and commander in-chief of the Armed Forces of my beloved country, Nigeria,
I am a very obedient and loyal and law abiding citizen, sir.
I am also a great fan of yours because I do honestly believe from my heart that you are a very good man and mean well.... (wisdom demands that I stop my statement at this point, sir).
at this point and at this rate, sir,
I'm gonna have to respectfully ask that you put a leash on your wife, sir.
Restrain her, even if you have to do all of these physically, sir.
By all means, sir, do something...
Your office, we know
The office of the vice president, we know
But, who is she?
If she Is the entertainer at your rallies, please advise her to limit her 'ministry' to that calling... She should Please stop inciting the already highly tense polity with her unguarded utterances.
She is making statements even you will not make, sir.
Sir, may I move close and whisper something into your ears, please? (sssssshhhh, they say she's giving you a bad PR, sir)
No sir, that is so unbecoming of an office not recognised by the constitution.
I thank you sir because I know you are a listening president.
God bless you and I wish you the very best at the polls.
Long live our president.
Long live The Federal Republic of Nigeria.
### Friends , we must still accord her our respects because she is married to our president.
Let's do away with insults in this thread.
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