How Not To Behave When You’re a President by Funke Philips

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GEJ had the chance to be a superstar. only in 2011, after deceiving us with his shoeless story, he had put his back into it and worked his butt off. He would have been a freaking star. A practical shoo-in for a second term with no strong dissenting voice.
For an incumbent, governance is not about what you want to do or what you will do if reelected. It is about what you have done as an indication to what you are capable of doing. But he didn't lead. He chose not to work. That's why he isn't a superstar. And that's why he'll be going back to Otuoke. The primary responsibility of government is the protection of lives and property. If you have failed in that, you have failed. Period. Thousands of people have died. Many have been displaced. Then six weeks to the election, you decide to work? Many of those deaths could have been avoided then. If only you had made sound leadership choices. If only you had properly equipped the army early. If only you had shown more concern. If only..... Let's not even talk about the economy. It's in a rubbish state. Most of GEJ's misdeeds come from his inability to make the right decisions. If he were a good leader, Abba Moro won't be a minister still. Neither would Diezani. When Jonathan loses this election, he ought to write a book 'How Not To Behave When You're a President' We will all buy that book. The lessons in it would be profound.


  1. Tyra Bello

    March 24, 2015 at 8:23 am

    Looool…. That’s funny

  2. Sandra Chinasa Deborah

    March 24, 2015 at 8:26 am

    Hahahahah! Funke! U again. Don’t mind him. I strongly believe dat most of his misdeeds come 4rm his inability 2 make decision by himself. This is because we knw GEJ as Nigerian President bt there re abt three or more President in d Aso rock who take all d decisions in our country Nigeria.

  3. Eunice Aigbokhae

    March 24, 2015 at 8:31 am

    Lols so funny

  4. Chiamaka Emmanuella Onuoha

    March 24, 2015 at 8:32 am

    Yes Aunty funke u re right but he need the book now because he is a looser and his bad mouth wife contributed to it.

  5. Grace Aigbokhae

    March 24, 2015 at 8:36 am

    Yesooo Aunty Funke, after deceiving Us his shoeless Story he has collect our own shoes from Us.

  6. Louis Offor

    March 24, 2015 at 10:20 am

    LOooOL….Aunty Funke this is damn right humorous! I guess that book will be highly anticipated for those who are currently nursing similar ambitions but do not have shoes. It will be a good resource material…!

  7. Shobande Keymon Yomi

    March 24, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    Sister Funke don land again oooo
    This is quite Hilarious

  8. Ndubuisi Oscar

    March 24, 2015 at 3:04 pm

    Mtcheww, reserves my comments until this election is over.