HR : From your resume, we can see that you have an extensive experience in gas station management. This is commendable.
EMERITUS : Thank you ma.
HR : We just need you to take part in a test, which is practical and from there we would hand you an employment letter with the keys to your official car.
EMERITUS: That will not be a problem at all ma. In fact I can resume today if you permit me.
HR: Do you smoke?
EMERITUS: Sometimes. Only when occasion warrants it. But I can if you want me to.
HR: Can you please light this stick of cigarette beside this pump.
EMERITUS: Light wetin? Madam you be Mrs Osama Bin Laden? Lailai, God forbid bad thing. I no do. Na me una wan take do Asun for una management retreat. Chaiii..Evil people.
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