DON’T WEAR THAT DRESS!

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Dear church-going women of the world, As I drove to church this morning I felt a deep desire to share some thoughts with you. You see, I recognise your predicament. You rarely go out. Besides , you've chosen not to go to clubs, shows or gatherings of questionable provenance. So essentially you live a 3-coordinate life: home, work and church.
The problem is how do you then express your love for & shopping and the overflow of clothing they yield? What do you do with your "bottom box"? There are only so many weddings that take place in a year. So, in a light bulb moment you realised you could wear these sartorial delights to church. But...there's a problem. A problem of context. You see, that plunging ephemeral lace gown you bought in London last summer would have been absolutely gorgeous at the just concluded African Magic Movie Awards. But not in church. That sexy figure hugging leopard print skirt will ensure you skip the waiting line at the most exclusive clubs. But you might want to reconsider wearing it to church. Now God doesn't mind, really. He is not as concerned about fashion as he is about your heart. But remember what people said about Seyi Shay and her unfortunate fashion statement at the President's party for young Nigerians? It's not what you wear; it's where you wear it to! So here's my . You need to wear those clothes. So, bring out everything including your bottom box. Also whip out your calendar. You are going out with a vengeance this year. EVERYTHING must be worn! In your calendar, pencil in dinner dates, brunches, beach outings, product launches, comedy shows, live music nights at the neighbourhood lounge and so on. You don't need to sit in the smoking section or consume alcohol if you don't want to. Coke will do. Remember the idea is to vent your pent up fashion expression. Don't be shy about inviting someone to accompany you either - your girlfiend, male friend, husband etc. They would be pleased. Rock those clothes with confidence and joy. You've earned it! Credits: Subomi Plumptre

9 Comments

  1. Grace Aigbokhae

    March 15, 2015 at 4:50 pm

    Thanks for this great write Up. Dress the way U want to be address.

  2. Eunice Aigbokhae

    March 15, 2015 at 4:54 pm

    Thanks for this. I think some people need to go to dressing school.

  3. Chiamaka Emmanuella Onuoha

    March 15, 2015 at 4:54 pm

    Nice one, is not what u wear, is where u wear it to. Love this quote sheyi

  4. Sandra Chinasa Deborah

    March 15, 2015 at 5:06 pm

    Nice one. Thank u

  5. Winnie

    March 15, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    Gbam!you are on point!

  6. Tyra Bello

    March 15, 2015 at 9:29 pm

    God doesn’t look at how you look but what is in your heart, just like one’s intention tells in the appearance too

  7. Shobande Keymon Yomi

    March 16, 2015 at 6:34 am

    Nice Tip I would say. Thanks

  8. Louis Offor

    March 16, 2015 at 10:09 am

    An All Year Round Fashion Tip for Our Ladies I Guess! Maybe one can even spring up a business from this, who knows? It could be Something like…D’Fashion House Planners For Women & Ladies. **Grinning**

  9. Ndubuisi Oscar

    March 16, 2015 at 10:16 am

    That’s a wonderful write up you have there, I think by so doing it will go a long way to reduce this unnecessary sexual assault happening around the globe..