Buhari is brain-dead, says Patience Jonathan

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Patience Jonathan, Nigeria’s first lady, has appealed to Nigerian women to vote en masse for the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) during the forthcoming presidential election because the brain of Muhammadu , the party’s opponent, is dead.
Speaking on Tuesday during the PDP women presidential campaign rally in state, she described Buhari as unfit to be the country’s president. “Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate,” she said in pidgin English.
“Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata.”
Moved by the cheers of the crowd, the first lady sporadically sang to taunt her husband’s main challenger at this month’s presidential election.
“If you vote Buhari, na your prison; if you vote APC, na your wahala,” she sang.
“What is change? Why did you not change things when you were there? Is it now that you want to be doing the things you weren’t doing before? “
Jonathan looked at us and said women, I am giving you the position of the chief justice of this country. Okonjo-Iweala is a woman, Diezani is a woman. Seventy percent of his cabinet are women.
“He also gave us the opportunity to start enrolling for the regular combatant course at the NDA (Nigerian Defence Academy). “He wants continuity because he has vowed to do more. He places Nigerians in his mind and if he says he will do this, he will do it. So what are we looking for?
If we women of don’t appreciate Goodluck and we are looking for bus conductor, it is left for us.” She urged the people to obtain their permanent voter cards (PVCs) in order to participate in the election and also said her visit was meant to appreciate them. “Remember that your vote is your power and it is good to vote wisely,” she said.
“Those of you that do not have PVC should endeavour to collect it because all these things you are doing is meaningless without PVC. “I thank you very much the people of Kogi. This is time around I came to thank you very well. I brought some gift for you, I brought rice, I brought meat, I brought brocade. I brought many things for you.
It is not for election but to thank you very well.” Idris Wada, governor of the state; Helen Mark, wife of the senate president; Kema Chikwe, national woman leader of PDP, were among those in attendance.


  1. Grace Aigbokhae

    March 3, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    Although this is politic, those kind of words are too hash First Lady. Be me I dey look all of Una.

  2. Chiamaka Emmanuella Onuoha

    March 3, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    Madam you should concentrate in ur husband to win not insulting another with ur grammatical error. u don’t know wat God can do buhari may win

  3. Eunice Aigbokhae

    March 3, 2015 at 8:11 pm

    First lady if u say Buhari brain is dead what about urs

  4. Amms

    March 3, 2015 at 8:32 pm

    Yes Buhari brain may dead but is better than your Phd holder that cannot diffrenciate b/w Corruption and stealing.

  5. Sandra chinasa Deborah

    March 3, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    Hahahaha! Dis is serious ooo! Chai, there is God ooo

  6. Shobande Keymon Yomi

    March 3, 2015 at 9:13 pm

    Madam there’s God oooo… Stop saying rubbish with the little English you know.

  7. Louis Offor

    March 4, 2015 at 4:10 am

    If this was coming from a sensible person, maybe i would have given it much thought, but since it is coming from the Shepopotamus herself…i’ll just proscribe to what some wise man once said, “If you have a liability for a wife, you’re bound to make silly mistakes like PGEJ” – Prof. Wole Soyinka.

    By the way, did i just read she was sharing things? Stomach infrastructure right? LOL….i guess that’s she wants to deceive the women with…!

  8. tyra bello

    March 4, 2015 at 6:53 am

    This is out rightly rude

  9. Ndubuisi Oscar

    March 4, 2015 at 7:43 am

    Hahahaha.. . when I read some comments here, I will just be laughing lols…. My First Lady, keep the good work coming, we are with you, we are many than those who are against #PGEJ.

  10. ability ifeanyi

    March 6, 2015 at 5:03 am

    you people that are busy commenting here i will give you a task,just go home ask your father question on the last time buhari is in the office.one old man said even jesus christ come down and ask hime to vote for buhari he will say no,because of what he did.and don’t look at him as campigning for jonathan that he is neutural in party.